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your 2A freedom with YOUR FAVORITE LIBERALS! Now they will
really be able "TO SEE THE
LIGHT" and learn the "TRUE
VALUE" of gun control.
Instructions
for Liberals enclosed in the shipping box so this item may
be used by them properly. We want them to achieve 100% true
satisfaction from this product.
Step 1: Put the Hell Glock in battery.
Step
2: Aim the Hell Glock wherever you know to be a high trauma
cavity area on one's body. If they hesitate tell them it
is like a Zen experience, or it is like yoga, or it is what
all the tree-huggers are doing, or it will stop global warming,
or it will save a caterpillar somewhere, or all of them
(whatever works).
Step 3: Pull the thingamajig rearward, which is below the
round thing that has the funny looking depressions going
around it.
Step 4: Outcome is a firm believer in gun control or at
least it gets rid of a liberal voter by their own hand (thinning
the herd).
To
purchase this item follow the following steps:
1. Enclose a check for $1.00 made out to "MAKING A
BETTER WORLD"
2. Send the check to:
SAVING THE WORLD THRU LIBERAL THINNING
2525 Glad To Be a Right Winger
Washington D.C. 00000
Any
technical questions about this product (which has a NO BS
WARRANTY) please e-mail
GottaLoveTheLeft@xyz.com
or call us at 1-Luv-The-Left
DISCLAIMER: Luv The Left is a nonprofit organization for
the betterment of humanity
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